Athletics’ Twitter Roundup V
By Tony Frye
Bob Melvin can’t believe it’s been five weeks of Athletics Twitter Roundups. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports
More from Oakland A's News
- Luis Barrera heading to familiar foe in Los Angeles Angels
- San Francisco Giants showing Oakland A’s offseason could be worse
- Lucas Luetge what Oakland A’s need in bullpen
- Oakland A’s bring Deolis Guerra back on minor league deal
- How much will Oakland A’s improvements matter in 2023?
If you’re an Athletics fan, you need a laugh this week. That’s where I come in. Not because I’m funny but because I know where the funny people tweet. This is the fifth in our ongoing saga of Twitter Roundups. Let’s just jump right into it.
We begin by checking in with the Coliseum Sewage at the old O.co after this week’s earthquake.
Awwww man! My darn toilets got all sloshy! Just a few drips overboard. Mostly we're good here. Hope all the bay is ok!
— Coliseum Sewage (@ColiseumSewage) August 24, 2014
Athletics fans know how to party and have come up with a pretty good drinking game during ESPN broadcasts.
#Athletics game on ESPN tonight. Take a shot when "foul territory", "RF bleachers", "new stadium", "Moneyball" or "Billy Beane" is mentioned
— Aaron Cameron (@ThatBootlegGuy) August 24, 2014
Are these rally possums responsible for our devastating national tv loss? Probably. Destroy them.
@GreenCollarBB Rally Possums were in the house last night but should I be superstitious enough to retire them now? pic.twitter.com/e5VaahCm2W
— Veeve Detmer (@AsBrandFan) August 25, 2014
I’ll bet Altuve wakes up every day, looks in the mirror and shouts a barrage of short jokes at himself just to prepare for a road trip.
The lovely Ms. Melvin should hang out in the bleachers. We can teach her all sorts of combinations.
When Google believes, everyone believes.
Google believes. pic.twitter.com/Oh8O2UMv5D
— Jeremy F. Koo 🏳️🌈 (@jfkooAN) August 29, 2014
Truth. 100 times truth.
I don't think the Anaheim fans are intentionally using the cellphone lights, they are just more interested in their phones than the game
— Fake Ray Fosse (@FakeFosse) August 29, 2014
Something tells me that Fake Fosse may be blowing this a hair out of proportions.
Norris fouled a ball off Glen’s head and almost killed him.
— Fake Ray Fosse (@FakeFosse) August 29, 2014
We don’t think about the wives enough. Athletics fans, think about the wives. Except you, Fake Fosse, you think about them enough already.