We begin by checking in with the Coliseum Sewage at the old O.co after this week’s earthquake.
Awwww man! My darn toilets got all sloshy! Just a few drips overboard. Mostly we’re good here. Hope all the bay is ok!
— Coliseum Sewage (@ColiseumSewage) August 24, 2014
Athletics fans know how to party and have come up with a pretty good drinking game during ESPN broadcasts.
Are these rally possums responsible for our devastating national tv loss? Probably. Destroy them.
— Veeve Detmer (@AsBrandFan) August 25, 2014
I’ll bet Altuve wakes up every day, looks in the mirror and shouts a barrage of short jokes at himself just to prepare for a road trip.
The lovely Ms. Melvin should hang out in the bleachers. We can teach her all sorts of combinations.
The reason why I don’t watch / go to many baseball games is because they cause me to spew brand new obscenity combinations.
— Alexi Melvin (@aleximelvin) August 28, 2014
When Google believes, everyone believes.
Truth. 100 times truth.
I don’t think the Anaheim fans are intentionally using the cellphone lights, they are just more interested in their phones than the game
— Fake Ray Fosse (@FakeFosse) August 29, 2014
Something tells me that Fake Fosse may be blowing this a hair out of proportions.
Norris fouled a ball off Glen’s head and almost killed him. — Fake Ray Fosse (@FakeFosse) August 29, 2014
We don’t think about the wives enough. Athletics fans, think about the wives. Except you, Fake Fosse, you think about them enough already.
@susanslusser can we fine/suspend Aybar for intentionally trying to hurt my man?! That was rude and inconsiderate!
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