Four weeks of roundups and there’s no shortage of funny. Enjoy this week’s batch of tweets and remember, as always, if you thinkyou’re funny enough for this weekly feature, tag me in your best tweets.
Jim Johnson made his Detroit debut this week. If you blinked you may have missed it since he didn’t even last a minute but he was in regular form.
Ok guys, sure JJ gave up 3 runs in 2/3 of an inning. But only ONE was earned! Hahaha
— Jason Burke (@BaseballMiAmor) August 17, 2014
Fake Fosse has a four week win streak when it comes to appearing on this feature. He also had nobody to pleasure on the evening of this tweet. The A’s lost.
I will personally pleasure the man that wins this game for Oakland. — Fake Ray Fosse (@FakeFosse) August 18, 2014
In anticipation of this upcoming week of baseball, A’s fans have taken to public prayer…
Dear Universe, a selfish plea, but if you could help the #Athletics get to October, I’d be grateful. My mental health would vastly improve.
— Caity S.M. Ferrante (@CRStromante) August 19, 2014
After Vogt’s hilarious MLB Network bit about refs, everyone wants to be a basketball referee.
: (•_•) <) )╯ I’m / \ \(•_•) ( (> a Champions League / \ (•_•) <) )> Referee / \
— Owen Watson (@ohwatson) August 19, 2014
This tweet seems to combine everything the twitterverse has complained about the A’s into one concise statement.
The lovely Miss Melvin has a new crush…
My latest celebrity heartthrob is most definitely @RallyPossum. That swagger, though.
— Alexi Melvin (@aleximelvin) August 20, 2014
And Chris is eating Miss Melvin’s crush for dinner.
Seems like a solid winning strategy.
— i 99% miss cespy (@dongsang153) August 20, 2014
Nothing unites baseball fans more than their distaste for those blind guys in blue.
Next inning, they’ll let somebody from Diamond Level call balls & strikes…hey, it’d be just as accurate #Athletics
— Ryan Dorp (@DorpDawGG) August 23, 2014
Of course, nothing unites A’s fans as much as their love for Kuiper and Fosse. Accept no substitutions.
— Gags (@FauxMikeGallego) August 23, 2014
And we close with this from Sean Doolittle.
My dog Stella turns 5 today and now she says she’s too old to be called “Puppy”. Apparently it’s “Business Dog” now. pic.twitter.com/maroKqAhVo
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) August 22, 2014
As always, if you’ve got a funny A’s related tweet or you see something on Twitter you think is worthy of mention, be sure to tag me (@greencollarbb) so I’m sure to see it. Until next week, go Oakland!
Tags: Oakland Athletics